{"product_id":"condom-catheter-drysuit-undergarment-essentials","title":"Condom Catheter","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBecause Nature Doesn't Care About Your Dive Plan.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLong dives, deco stops, cave penetrations — at some point, the call of nature is going to compete with your bottom time. The \u003cstrong\u003econdom catheter\u003c\/strong\u003e is the unglamorous but entirely practical solution that serious drysuit divers have been quietly relying on for years. No one talks about it. Everyone who dives long should have one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks with a standard dive pee valve or P-valve system fitted to your drysuit. Comfortable, secure, and a whole lot better than the alternative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Brief History of Sizing (Courtesy of NASA)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuring the Gemini and Apollo programs, NASA equipped astronauts with condom-style urine collection sheaths inside their spacesuits. They were originally sized Small, Medium, and Large. The problem? Astronaut pride. Nobody would pick Small or Medium, the sheaths didn't fit, and the result was catastrophic leakage in zero gravity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNASA's solution was elegant: they renamed the sizes \u003cstrong\u003eLarge, Gigantic, and Humongous\u003c\/strong\u003e. Leaks stopped. Missions continued. Egos remained intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've adopted the same sensible sizing system here:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e29mm\u003c\/strong\u003e — Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e32mm\u003c\/strong\u003e — Gigantic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e36mm\u003c\/strong\u003e — Humongous\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhen in doubt, size down — a snug fit is a dry fit. NASA learned this the hard way so you don't have to. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eight North","offers":[{"title":"Large (29mm)","offer_id":52714120806683,"sku":"29mm","price":3.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gigantic (32mm)","offer_id":52714120839451,"sku":"32mm","price":3.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Humongous (36mm)","offer_id":52714120872219,"sku":"36mm","price":3.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/8886\/8123\/files\/condom_cath_3.jpg?v=1785626485","url":"https:\/\/eightnorth.ca\/products\/condom-catheter-drysuit-undergarment-essentials","provider":"Eight North","version":"1.0","type":"link"}